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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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