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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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