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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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