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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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