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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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Why were Bill's friends always calling him up?

Because his nickname was 'Up'.

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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