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Rock and roll.

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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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