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What do you call a letter Z that is out of its mind?

Cray-Z.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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Why was Jim hesitant about becoming a patient in a mental hosptial?

He wasn't really committed.

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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