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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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