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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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