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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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What do you call a story about wet Yankee uniforms?

Damp Yankees.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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What is a musical band of orca whales called?

An orca stra.

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