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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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