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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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