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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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What do you call a baseball player and his Rabbi?

Batman and Rabban.

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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