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What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

They are both Paris sights.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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