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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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