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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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