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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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What is it called when people from France drink wine together?

French toast.

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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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How did the news channels report this accident?

Breaking news.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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