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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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