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Shane Ronay
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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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Shane Ronay
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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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Akiva Lane
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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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Shane Ronay
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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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Akiva Lane
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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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Akiva Lane
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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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Akiva Lane
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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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Akiva Lane
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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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