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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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