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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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What is this?

It's a lap top.

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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What is the medical department at Google called?

Google Docs.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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