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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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