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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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