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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The refrigerator and the air conditioner.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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