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Akiva Lane
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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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Akiva Lane
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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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Shane Ronay
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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who steals dishes?

Dish-honest.

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Shane Ronay
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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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Shane Ronay
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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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Shaya Dubin
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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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Akiva Lane
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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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Matt Weiss
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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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