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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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Shane Ronay
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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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What animal got kicked out of school?

The cheetah.

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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Shane Ronay
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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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