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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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What is the land called where an acting troupe builds a stage?

A play ground.

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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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