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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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