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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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What is interesting about this group of words?

It seems to be a family where all the members have similar problems.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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