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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!!!

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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