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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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A paradigm.

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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