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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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