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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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