How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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