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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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What was the result that friends Juan and Amal were always together?

When you saw Juan, you saw Amal.

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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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