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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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