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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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Shane Ronay
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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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