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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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Why are bees that are born in May confused?

Because they are maybe's.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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What is a radical socialist who is very calm called?

A calm-unist.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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