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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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