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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get creamated.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

Because it's straight from the horse's mouth.

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