Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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What is teaching a computerized train using AI called?

Training.

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Did Dan overcome his fears and go in the hot air balloon?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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