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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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