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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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