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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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