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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It takes a 4 lane highway to reach it.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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