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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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Which type of realtor markets people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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