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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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What is a rabbit's favorite music?

Hip hop.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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