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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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