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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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