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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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