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Akiva Lane
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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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Dovid Lane
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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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Dovid Lane
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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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Akiva Lane
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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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Akiva Lane
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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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Akiva Lane
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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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