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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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