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How do people sometimes feel when they are given the cold sholder?

Ice-olated.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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