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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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