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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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