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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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Akiva Lane
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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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Yehuda Lane
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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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Shane Ronay
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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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Why did Bill have trouble falling asleep?

He was afraid of heights.

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Akiva Lane
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What does someone say to a friend who he thinks is too optimistic?

You topian!

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Akiva Lane
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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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