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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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