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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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Shane Ronay
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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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