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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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