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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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What kind of 'bot' helps you rest?

A Sha-bot

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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