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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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What is this man doing?

He's taking a shower.

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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