Pictures:

What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

158

What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

714

What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

2371

What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

1311

Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

26

What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

863

Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

669

What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

2599

What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

2075

What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

2764

Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

2113

What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

1038