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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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