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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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Why is this cable similar to the United States?

They are both C to shining C

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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