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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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