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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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