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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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