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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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What is this?

Rock and roll.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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