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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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