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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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What can you say about a person who as an acute sense of smell?

He nose alot.

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Where do people in Slepe, England go at night?

They go to Slepe.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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What kind of key lives in the jungle?

A monkey.

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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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