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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!!!

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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Shane Ronay
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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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Shane Ronay
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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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