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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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