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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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