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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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What do airplanes and staircases have it common?

They both have flights.

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