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What do these both have in common?

They're both pits.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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What does this picture show?

What are the greater graters?

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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