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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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