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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What is similar between America and counting from Passover to Shavuous?

They both have 50 states.

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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