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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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