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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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