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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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A paradigm.

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What are magazines called that agree with the viewpoint of Donald Trump?

MAGA zines.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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