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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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Matt Weiss
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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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