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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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Akiva Lane
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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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Shane Ronay
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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why is this cable similar to the United States?

They are both C to shining C

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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Akiva Lane
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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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Matt Weiss
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What was the result that friends Juan and Amal were always together?

When you saw Juan, you saw Amal.

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