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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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