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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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