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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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