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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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