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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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