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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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