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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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