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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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