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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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