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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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What is this?

It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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