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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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