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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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