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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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