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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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