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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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