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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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How did Alan charge his cell phone?

He paid for it with a credit card.

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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