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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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A paradigm.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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