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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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