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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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How do you describe the importance of making a will to clarify issues of inheritance?

Will power.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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