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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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How does this picture encourage us?

It reminds us that: 'I can'.

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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Why do some of these instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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