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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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What kind of bee can't make up its mind?

A maybe

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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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