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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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How did Betty feel about her new job pressing clothes?

She found the pressing depressing.

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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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