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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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