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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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