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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What did Barbie's boyfriend tell her?

You're a doll.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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