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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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