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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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Dovid Moshe Davidson
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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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Shane Ronay
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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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