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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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Shane Ronay
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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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