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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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What do you call a trumpet made from a shoe?

A shoe horn

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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What happened when the red and blue boats crashed into each other?

They were marooned.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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