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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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What was the result that friends Juan and Amal were always together?

When you saw Juan, you saw Amal.

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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