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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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Akiva Lane
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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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How is a person and a car different?

A person who is tired moves slowly, and when retired more slowly. When a car is tired, it moves fast, and when retired even faster.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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