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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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Yehuda Lane
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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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Yehuda Lane
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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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Akiva Lane
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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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