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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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