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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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At what time did King Arthur's knight complain about a stomach ache?

In the middle of the knight.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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