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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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