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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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