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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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Mendy Zeiger
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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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Shane Ronay
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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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