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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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