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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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Akiva Lane
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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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Akiva Lane
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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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Shane Ronay
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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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