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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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