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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

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