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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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