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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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