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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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