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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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A swimming pool table.

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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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