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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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