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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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