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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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