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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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