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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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