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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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