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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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What is something that causes anger called?

A precursor.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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