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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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