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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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Why is 8 followed by 9?

Because if you're offered food after you ate, you say: Nein.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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