Pictures:

When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

1613

What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

2209

What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

1669

Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

1348

Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

2257

What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

2044

Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

2591

What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

1088

Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

92

Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

2166

How did the writer feel when her books were no longer cited?

She felt out of cite.

2078

Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

1271