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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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Matt Weiss
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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