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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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What is it called when students are studying frantically at the end of the school term?

Term-oil.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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