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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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