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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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Yehuda Lane
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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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Shane Ronay
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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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David Rose
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What do you call aluminum foil that misbehaves and has too much power?

Alumi-naughty.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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