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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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