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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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Akiva Weiss
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What happened when the red and blue boats crashed into each other?

They were marooned.

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Akiva Lane
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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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Shane Ronay
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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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Dovid Lane
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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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