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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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Matt Weiss
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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Yitzchak Berger
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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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Shane Ronay
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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are nitty-gritty.

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