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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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