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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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