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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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What do the left and right pictures have in common?

On the left are coconuts, and on the right are cocoa nuts.

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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What kind of view brings people together?

A rendezvous.

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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