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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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How is Elon Musk similar to the Lone Ranger?

After dealing with him, they ask, 'Who was that Musk man'?

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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