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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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