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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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