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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a bruise that is in the side of a beet?

A beet nick.

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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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