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Shane Ronay
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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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Yehuda Lane
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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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Matt Weiss
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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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Akiva Lane
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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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