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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!!!

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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