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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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What do airplanes and staircases have it common?

They both have flights.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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