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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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