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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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What kind of key lives in the jungle?

A monkey.

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Where did Shakespeare play as a child that helped him learn to write plays?

The playground.

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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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