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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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What happened after Lenny was very skeptical about going to a chiropractor?

Now he stands corrected.

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