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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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