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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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What is this?

A buoys club.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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