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Shane Ronay
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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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Akiva Lane
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What is this?

The leaning tower of pizza.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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Akiva Lane
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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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