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Akiva Lane
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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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Shane Ronay
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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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Akiva Lane
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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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Shane Ronay
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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

2001