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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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