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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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What did Mark call this grate to emphasize that it is very strong?

Alexander the Grate.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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