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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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