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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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Shane Ronay
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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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Shane Ronay
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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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Akiva Lane
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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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Shane Ronay
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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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Shane Ronay
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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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