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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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