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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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