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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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Matt Weiss
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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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Matt Weiss
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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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Shane Ronay
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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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Shane Ronay
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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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