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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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