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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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What happened when the red and blue boats crashed into each other?

They were marooned.

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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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