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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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