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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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