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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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