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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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