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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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