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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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What is this?

A tripod.

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What did the wagon driver call his story about his horse that wouldn't slow down?

Tales of woah.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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What did Zelensky say to Putin when Russia invaded the Ukraine?

Don't rush in.

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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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