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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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