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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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