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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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A dessert island.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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How do people sometimes feel when they are given the cold sholder?

Ice-olated.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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