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Shane Ronay
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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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Akiva Lane
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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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Akiva Lane
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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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Akiva Lane
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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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Yitzchak Berger
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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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