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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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Shane Ronay
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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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