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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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