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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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