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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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Why did Andy try using lots of apps?

He thought they would make him appy!

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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What did the pair of glasses and the picture say to their lawyer?

We've been framed.

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