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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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