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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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