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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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An elevator pitch.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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