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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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What kind of tea helps you see things more clearly?

Clari-tea.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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