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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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Why is this cable similar to the United States?

They are both C to shining C

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