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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Shane Ronay
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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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