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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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