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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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