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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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