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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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