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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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