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Akiva Lane
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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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Akiva Lane
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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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Matt Weiss
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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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