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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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