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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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Akiva Lane
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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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Miriam Lane
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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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Shane Ronay
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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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