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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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Why do French eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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