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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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Jean Boda
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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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Akiva Lane
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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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Akiva Lane
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What is interesting about this group of words?

It seems to be a family where all the members have similar problems.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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Shane Ronay
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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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Akiva Lane
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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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