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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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Shane Ronay
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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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