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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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