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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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What 3 letters do you say when you realize something?

OIC

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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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