Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

1130
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

72
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

3151
Dovid Lane
General
Picture

What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

1157
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

1282
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

212
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

2371
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

45
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

3116
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

1056
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

373
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

2224