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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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Akiva Lane
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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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Akiva Lane
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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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Akiva Lane
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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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Matt Weiss
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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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