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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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What is this?

A square not.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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