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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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How do you describe a school where the students are in charge?

It has no principles.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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