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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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