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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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What are magazines called that agree with the viewpoint of Donald Trump?

MAGA zines.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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An elevator pitch.

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What kind of ships requires at least 2 people to navigate?

A relationship and a friendship.

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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