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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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