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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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Akiva Lane
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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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