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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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