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What did the law student who liked liquor knew he had to do?

He had to pass the bar in order to pass the bar.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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What's another name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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