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Yitzchak Berger
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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Shane Ronay
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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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Akiva Lane
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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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