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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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Yehuda Lane
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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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Akiva Lane
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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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Dovid Lane
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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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Akiva Lane
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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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