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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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Yisro Whale

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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