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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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Why is this cable similar to the United States?

They are both C to shining C

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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