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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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