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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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Why was Jim hesitant about becoming a patient in a mental hosptial?

He wasn't really committed.

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How would you describe Shakespeare's development as a writer?

It went through many stages.

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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