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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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