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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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Matt Weiss
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What was the result that friends Juan and Amal were always together?

When you saw Juan, you saw Amal.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What happened when the cover of the pot fell on the floor?

We put the cover back on, and now it's recovered.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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What is it called when someone decides not to do costmetic surgery on their face?

They're doing an about face about their face.

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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