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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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