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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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How does this picture encourage us?

It reminds us that: 'I can'.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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