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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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What is this?

A buoys club.

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