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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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