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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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Akiva Lane
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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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Shane Ronay
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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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Akiva Lane
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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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Dovid Lane
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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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Moshe Sherizen
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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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Shane Ronay
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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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