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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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