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Shane Ronay
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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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Akiva Lane
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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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Akiva Lane
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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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Shane Ronay
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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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Akiva Lane
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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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