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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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A field of hole wheat.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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