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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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