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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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