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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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Akiva Lane
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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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Akiva Lane
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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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Yehuda Lane
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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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