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Shane Ronay
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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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Akiva Lane
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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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Akiva Lane
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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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Shane Ronay
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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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Akiva Lane
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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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Akiva Lane
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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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