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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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Shane Ronay
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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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