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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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