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Akiva Lane
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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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Shane Ronay
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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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Akiva Lane
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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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