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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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What do these both have in common?

They're both pits.

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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