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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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Where did Shakespeare play as a child that helped him learn to write plays?

The playground.

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What is this?

C to shining C

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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