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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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