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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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