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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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