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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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Shane Ronay
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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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What is it called when people from France drink wine together?

French toast.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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