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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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What happened after Lenny was very skeptical about going to a chiropractor?

Now he stands corrected.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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