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What do spiders and Google have in common?

They use the web.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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What city gets its name because of its importance in the Universe?

University

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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