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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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If you travel through many seas, what sea has the money?

The currency.

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