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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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