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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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Why was Bill tired driving to New York over the George Washington Bridge?

It took its toll.

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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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