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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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