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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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