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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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