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Mendy Zeiger
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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this?

It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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Akiva Lane
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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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Akiva Lane
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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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Miriam Lane
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How did the writer feel when her books were no longer cited?

She felt out of cite.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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