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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

1191

What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

1630

What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

1560

Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

2501

What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

2133

Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

965

What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

3207

Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

819

What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

2011

What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

1539

What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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