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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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