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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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