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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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