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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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Akiva Lane
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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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Shane Ronay
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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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Dovid Lane
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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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