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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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What does a casual dresser and DNA have in common?

Jeans.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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How do you describe a documentary that is very funny?

It's historical and hysterical.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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