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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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