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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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