Pictures:

A picture worth a thousand words.

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

1822

What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

421

What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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