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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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After the earthquake destroyed the land where a well was, what did the engineer say who was looking for it in the dark?

I don't feel well.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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