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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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