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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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What is it called when workers in a company go on strike?

Labor pains.

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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