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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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