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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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How do you teach a rope?

You pull on it until it becomes tight, and then it becomes taught.

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What involves sound, but is silent?

A sound sleep.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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