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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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