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Shane Ronay
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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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