Pictures:

Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

1967

Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

2926

What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

975

What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

101

What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

2088

What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

1651

What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

1930

What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

2833

What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

289

What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

693

Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

224

What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

123