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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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What do these two buildings have in common?

They are both called 'The House That Ruth Built'.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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