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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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How did the writer feel when her books were no longer cited?

She felt out of cite.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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