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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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