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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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