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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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