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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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Shane Ronay
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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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Shane Ronay
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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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Shane Ronay
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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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