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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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