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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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