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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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