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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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A dessert island.

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What is interesting about this group of words?

It seems to be a family where all the members have similar problems.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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