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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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