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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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When the hunter wanted to hunt the deer, how did the deer respond?

I'm game.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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