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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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