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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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