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Shane Ronay
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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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Shane Ronay
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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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Akiva Lane
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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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Shaya Dubin
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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