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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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