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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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What was the reply of the lady on the subway when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, but I'm strapped at the moment.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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