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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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