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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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