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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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