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Matt Weiss
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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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Akiva Lane
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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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Akiva Lane
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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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Shane Ronay
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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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