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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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How did Martha react when she saw that her bank account went from minus to plus?

She saw it as a good sign.

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What did Barbie's boyfriend tell her?

You're a doll.

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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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