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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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