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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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