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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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