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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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