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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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