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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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