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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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