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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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