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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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