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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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How did Martha react when she saw that her bank account went from minus to plus?

She saw it as a good sign.

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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