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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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Akiva Lane
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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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Akiva Lane
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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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Shane Ronay
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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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Shane Ronay
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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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Akiva Lane
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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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Dovid Lane
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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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Akiva Lane
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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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