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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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