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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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