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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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