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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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