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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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A dessert island.

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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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What did Zelensky say to Putin when Russia invaded the Ukraine?

Don't rush in.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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What do you call a very young bee?

A bay bee.

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