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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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