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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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Why did the farmer feel uncomfortable in the wheat field at night?

He felt like he was being stalked.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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