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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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