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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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