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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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