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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

1991

When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

1996

What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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