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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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How do you talk to a pigeon?

Using pidgin English.

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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Yisro Whale

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