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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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