Pictures:

How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

1134

What can you say about a person who as an acute sense of smell?

He nose alot.

3246

Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

1781

How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

591

What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

2940

What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

2513

What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

2991

What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

1818

Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

2763

A photo of synthesis.

308

Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

2123

A swimming pool table.

3066