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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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