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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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