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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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A field of hole wheat.

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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