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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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