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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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