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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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How do people sometimes feel when they are given the cold sholder?

Ice-olated.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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