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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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