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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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What did the wagon driver call his story about his horse that wouldn't slow down?

Tales of woah.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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