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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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