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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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