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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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What do these both have in common?

They're both pits.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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