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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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