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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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