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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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Why did Bob feel so calm when he surfed the web?

Because so many websites are COM.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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