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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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