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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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