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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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What is this?

A pear of scissors.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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