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What do you call a baseball player and his Rabbi?

Batman and Rabban.

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Akiva Lane
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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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Yehuda Lane
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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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Akiva Lane
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What is this?

The leaning tower of pizza.

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Shane Ronay
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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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Akiva Lane
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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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Abe Kiss
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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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