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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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