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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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