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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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How do you describe the importance of making a will to clarify issues of inheritance?

Will power.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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