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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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