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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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Akiva Lane
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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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