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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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Akiva Lane
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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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Akiva Lane AI
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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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