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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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