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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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Dovid Lane
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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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Akiva Lane
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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a bruise that is in the side of a beet?

A beet nick.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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Aim magazine.
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How many teenagers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He stands still, and the world revolves around him.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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Akiva Lane
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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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What do these two buildings have in common?

They are both called 'The House That Ruth Built'.

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