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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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