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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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