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Akiva Lane
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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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Miriam Lane
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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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Akiva Lane
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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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Akiva Lane
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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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Shane Ronay
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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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