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How did the hacker get away?

He ransomeware.

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

1990

What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

1967

Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

1945

What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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