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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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