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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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