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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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What does this represent?

Youtube.

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