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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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What is this?

A square not.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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