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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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