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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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