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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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