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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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