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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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What do these two buildings have in common?

They are both called 'The House That Ruth Built'.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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