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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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