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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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