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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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