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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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Akiva Lane
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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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Akiva Lane
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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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