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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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