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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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