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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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What does a casual dresser and DNA have in common?

Jeans.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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