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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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