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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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Akiva Lane
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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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Shane Ronay
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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Akiva Lane
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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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Matt Weiss
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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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Shaya Dubin
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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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Akiva Lane
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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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