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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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