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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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