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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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When Max ate fish, and the peeling paint fell into his food, what did he call the meal?

Fish and chips.

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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