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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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