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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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