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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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David Shafner
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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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