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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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