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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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