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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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