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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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