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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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Akiva Lane
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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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