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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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Akiva Lane
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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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Shane Ronay
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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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How did Martha react when she saw that her bank account went from minus to plus?

She saw it as a good sign.

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