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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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Mendy Zeiger
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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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Akiva Lane
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What idea does this represent?

To believe.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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Dovid Lane
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What is the art section of Marshall's department store called?

Marshall Arts.

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Akiva Lane
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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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