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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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