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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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