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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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