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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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What are the best schools to learn about intravenous feeding?

The IV league schools.

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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