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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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What are examples of types of bread in a bakery called?

Roll models.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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