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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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What did the law student who liked liquor knew he had to do?

He had to pass the bar in order to pass the bar.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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