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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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Why is this cable similar to the United States?

They are both C to shining C

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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