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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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