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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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