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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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Why was Bill tired driving to New York over the George Washington Bridge?

It took its toll.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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What is this?

A pear of scissors.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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When the hunter wanted to hunt the deer, how did the deer respond?

I'm game.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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