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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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Why was Jim hesitant about becoming a patient in a mental hosptial?

He wasn't really committed.

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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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What did Mark call this grate to emphasize that it is very strong?

Alexander the Grate.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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