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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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