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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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