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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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