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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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What animal got kicked out of school?

The cheetah.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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