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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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How would you describe Shakespeare's development as a writer?

It went through many stages.

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