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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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