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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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