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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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