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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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