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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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