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Shane Ronay
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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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Akiva Lane
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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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Akiva Lane
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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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Akiva Lane
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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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Akiva Lane
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What two letters are empty?

MT

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Akiva Lane
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Why do some people prefer oranges that are easier to peel?

They find them more appealing.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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Shaya Dubin
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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Shane Ronay
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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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