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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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Shane Ronay
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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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Akiva Lane
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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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Akiva Lane
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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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Akiva Lane
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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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Miriam Lane
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Why did Andy try using lots of apps?

He thought they would make him appy!

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