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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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