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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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