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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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