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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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