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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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