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What is a word that describes things that are VERY natural?

Super-natural.

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The leaning tower of pizza.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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When you forget to take something on a vacation, what is that called?

A mis-take.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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