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What part of the Bible teaches you the correct way to use money?

The book of profits.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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