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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Syria

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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