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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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