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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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