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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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How does someone feel after they eat peas?

They feel peas-ful.

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