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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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