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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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