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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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