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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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What do you call this?

A row bot.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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