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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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When the pioneers cut down trees to clear the land, how did they feel about the difficult process of uprooting the tree stumps?

They felt stumped.

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