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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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