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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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