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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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