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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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