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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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