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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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