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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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What was Genghis Khan's goal?

Khan-quest.

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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What kind of tonic is very boring?

Monotonic.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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