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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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