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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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How is a person and a car different?

A person who is tired moves slowly, and when retired more slowly. When a car is tired, it moves fast, and when retired even faster.

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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What is a large pair of glasses called with lots of people looking at it?

A public spectacle.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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