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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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