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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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