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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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Matt Weiss
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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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