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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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