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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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What do you call a bruise that is in the side of a beet?

A beet nick.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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