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What is this man doing?

He's taking a shower.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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