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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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