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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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Shane Ronay
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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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