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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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