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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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How did Betty feel about her new job pressing clothes?

She found the pressing depressing.

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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