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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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