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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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Yitzchak Berger
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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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What's another name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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Shane Ronay
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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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Akiva Lane
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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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Yehuda Lane
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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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