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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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The leaning tower of pizza.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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What type of arm cast is this?

It's a cast of characters.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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When Jim made a party on his yacht, why did he try not to invite too many people?

He didn't want to go overboard.

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