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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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