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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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Shane Ronay
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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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Shane Ronay
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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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