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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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Matt Weiss
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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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Shane Ronay
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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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Matt Weiss
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Why can't you trust a staircase?

It is either up to something, or letting you down.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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