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Dovid Lane
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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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Shane Ronay
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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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