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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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