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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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How do you describe the importance of making a will to clarify issues of inheritance?

Will power.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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