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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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What is this?

The leaning tower of pizza.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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