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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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