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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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