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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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Shane Ronay
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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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Akiva Lane
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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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Akiva Lane
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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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Akiva Lane AI
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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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