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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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