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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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