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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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