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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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What is the medical department at Google called?

Google Docs.

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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