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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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