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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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