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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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Akiva Lane
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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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