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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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