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Shane Ronay
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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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Akiva Lane
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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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