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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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