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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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Why did Bill start using AI to help him bet at horse races?

He wanted to be a better bettor.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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