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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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Shane Ronay
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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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Akiva Lane
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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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