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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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What does this represent?

Youtube.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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