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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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