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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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