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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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When the lusion got sick, why wasn the doctor not concerned?

He said it was an ill lusion.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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