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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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