Pictures:

What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

2096

Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

3195

What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

1653

What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

1777

How do you describe the importance of making a will to clarify issues of inheritance?

Will power.

3155

How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

1205

Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

2309

Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

985

How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

2338

Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

1091

How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

454

Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

697