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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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