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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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Shane Ronay
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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a valley where convicted criminals make silly jokes?

Silly con valley.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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