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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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