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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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Matt Weiss
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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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Shane Ronay
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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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Shane Ronay
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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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Akiva Lane
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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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Akiva Lane
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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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Shane Ronay
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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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