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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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Akiva Lane
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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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Matt Weiss
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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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Yehuda Lane
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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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Matt Weiss
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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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