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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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To learn about choosing language for signs, what should you study?

Sign language.

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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