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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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