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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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Matt Weiss
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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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