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What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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