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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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