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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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