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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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