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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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Why was this a big seller?

It is candy.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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What 3 letters do you say when you realize something?

OIC

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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