Pictures:

Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

871

Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

1050

What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

2641

Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

2219

What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

607

Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

435

Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

1360

What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

858

What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

168

What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

1549

What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

1540

What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

2149