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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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What do you call this?

A row bot.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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What is it called when people from France drink wine together?

French toast.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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