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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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