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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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How does someone feel after they eat peas?

They feel peas-ful.

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