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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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