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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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Will wind turbines be successful in producing clean energy?

The answer is blowing in the wind.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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