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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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What involves running, but can take place in just the kitchen?

Running out of food.

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