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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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