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Shane Ronay
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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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Akiva Lane
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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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Shaya Dubin
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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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Shane Ronay
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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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Akiva Lane
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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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