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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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What are the germs on a person's back called?

Back-teria.

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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