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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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What word describes a big pile of dirty dishes?

Dishgusting.

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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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Why did the former English teacher, when he became Mayor, advocate a tax on all sinful behavior?

He was an expert about syntax.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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