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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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Why is the Garden of Eden called 'Gan Eden' in Hebrew?

Because before they knew it, it was 'gone'.

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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