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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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