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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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