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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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