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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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What does this represent?

Too much of a good thing.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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