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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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