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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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