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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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