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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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