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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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