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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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