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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

1941

How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

2009

What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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