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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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