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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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How do you describe the importance of making a will to clarify issues of inheritance?

Will power.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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