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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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