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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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What is this?

A paradigm.

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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