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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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