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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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What happened to the people of the Nile at the Red Sea?

They were a-Nile-ated.

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