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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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