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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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