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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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