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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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