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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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Shane Ronay
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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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