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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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How did Martha react when she saw that her bank account went from minus to plus?

She saw it as a good sign.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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