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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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