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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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What do you call a very young bee?

A bay bee.

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What it it called how a dog laps up water after winning a race?

Victory laps.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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