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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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