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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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