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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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Shane Ronay
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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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Matt Weiss
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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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