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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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Dovid Moshe Davidson
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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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Akiva Lane
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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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Akiva Lane
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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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Akiva Lane
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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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Akiva Lane
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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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Matt Weiss
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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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