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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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Dovid Lane
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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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