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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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What is it called when two people are arguing about how won a contest?

They're contesting the contest.

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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What do you call a bruise that is in the side of a beet?

A beet nick.

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