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What are the coolest inventions?

The refrigerator and the air conditioner.

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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What is this?

A swimming pool table.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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