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Shane Ronay
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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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Shane Ronay
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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!!!

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Shane Ronay
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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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Shaya Dubin
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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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Akiva Lane
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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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Akiva Lane
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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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