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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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What kind of bee can't make up its mind?

A maybe

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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