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Dovid Lane
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If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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Akiva Lane
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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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Akiva Lane
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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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Akiva Lane
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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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Shane Ronay
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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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