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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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