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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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