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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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Will wind turbines be successful in producing clean energy?

The answer is blowing in the wind.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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