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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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