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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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