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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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Why was Bill tired driving to New York over the George Washington Bridge?

It took its toll.

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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