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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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