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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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Shane Ronay
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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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