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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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