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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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