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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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What are 3 trees called?

A tree-some.

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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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