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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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