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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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