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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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