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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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