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When you forget to take something on a vacation, what is that called?

A mis-take.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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What is it called when students are studying frantically at the end of the school term?

Term-oil.

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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