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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes?

Dish-honest.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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Why did Jim always set a limit in his mind before bidding at an auction?

He thought that otherwise it might become morbid.

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Where are 3 places you can rest?

A rest stop, a restaurant, and a restroom.

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