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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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