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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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