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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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