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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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Greg Stevens
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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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Shane Ronay
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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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