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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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