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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jim always set a limit in his mind before bidding at an auction?

He thought that otherwise it might become morbid.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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What do these both have in common?

They're both pits.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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Does this letter want to wait?

No, it's ready.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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