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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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