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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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Miriam Lane
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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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Akiva Lane
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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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Akiva Lane
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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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Akiva Lane AI
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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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Akiva Lane AI
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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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