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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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