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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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What does this picture show?

What are the greater graters?

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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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What is the difference between the left and right side of this picture?

On the left are walnuts, and on the right are off-the-wall nuts.

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What is teaching a computerized train using AI called?

Training.

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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