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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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Shane Ronay
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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this man doing?

He's taking a shower.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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