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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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