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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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