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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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