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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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