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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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