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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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Shane Ronay
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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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