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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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