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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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