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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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