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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the Drawing Board.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is the shovel so important to society?

It is a ground-breaking tool.

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Akiva Lane
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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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