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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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