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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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