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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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