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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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Why was this a big seller?

It is candy.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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Where did Shakespeare play as a child that helped him learn to write plays?

The playground.

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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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