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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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