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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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