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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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Why were Bill's friends always calling him up?

Because his nickname was 'Up'.

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