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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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