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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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