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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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Matt Weiss
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What was the result that friends Juan and Amal were always together?

When you saw Juan, you saw Amal.

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Shane Ronay
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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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Moshe Sherizen
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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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