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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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