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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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