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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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What flower is named after a dog?

Collie flower.

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What city gets its name because of its importance in the Universe?

University

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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