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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

1982

How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

637

What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

1471

What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

1656

What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

329

How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

350

What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

950

What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

3065

Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

1535

What is a rabbit's favorite music?

Hip hop.

2512

What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

3162

What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

1854