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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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