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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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