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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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