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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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