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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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Shane Ronay
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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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Akiva Lane
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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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Akiva Lane
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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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