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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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