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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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What is this?

A buoys club.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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