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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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