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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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