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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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What is it called when someone decides not to do costmetic surgery on their face?

They're doing an about face about their face.

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