Pictures:

What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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Why was Bill tired driving to New York over the George Washington Bridge?

It took its toll.

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Why did the guy on a date bring an elephant with him?

He wanted to have appeal.

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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