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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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