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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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How did the toys feel when the a broom swept them off the floor?

They felt swept away, swept off their feet.

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Shane Ronay
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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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Akiva Lane
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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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Shane Ronay
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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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