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A buoys club.

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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