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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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How would you describe Shakespeare's development as a writer?

It went through many stages.

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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What is it called when the sugar cane workers go on strike?

The cane mutiny.

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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