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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

"Don't mansion it".

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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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