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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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