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Akiva Lane
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How did Betty feel about her new job pressing clothes?

She found the pressing depressing.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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Akiva Lane AI
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When the hunter wanted to hunt the deer, how did the deer respond?

I'm game.

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Matt Weiss
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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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Akiva Lane
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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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Akiva Lane
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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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Akiva Lane
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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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