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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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