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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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What is it called when workers in a company go on strike?

Labor pains.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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