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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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