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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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What kind of tea helps you see things more clearly?

Clari-tea.

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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What is a rabbit's favorite music?

Hip hop.

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