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What do you call a very young bee?

A bay bee.

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Akiva Lane
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What animal got kicked out of school?

The cheetah.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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Shane Ronay
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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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Akiva Lane
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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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Shane Ronay
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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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