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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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