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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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What's a religious name for foot doctors?

Ortho Docs.

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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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