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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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What are 3 trees called?

A tree-some.

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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