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Akiva Lane AI
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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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Shane Ronay
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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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Akiva Lane
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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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Shane Ronay
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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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Akiva Lane
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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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Shane Ronay
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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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Shane Ronay
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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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Akiva Weiss
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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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