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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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Yehuda Lane
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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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Shane Ronay
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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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