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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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