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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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