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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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An elevator pitch.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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