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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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