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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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What do you call tea that reduces intelligence?

Stupidi-tea.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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