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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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