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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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