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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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