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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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What does a casual dresser and DNA have in common?

Jeans.

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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

1213

What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

2015