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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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What are magazines called that agree with the viewpoint of Donald Trump?

MAGA zines.

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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How is a person and a car different?

A person who is tired moves slowly, and when retired more slowly. When a car is tired, it moves fast, and when retired even faster.

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How would you describe Shakespeare's development as a writer?

It went through many stages.

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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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