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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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What does it mean when there are 2 lions in the middle of the road?

It means that cars shouldn't pass each other.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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