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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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