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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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What are the 2 most agreeable letters?

OK

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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When is a hot cup cold?

When there isn't something hot in it.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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