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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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It escapes me.

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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