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Shane Ronay
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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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Shane Ronay
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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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Akiva Lane
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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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Shaya Dubin
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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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Akiva Lane
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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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