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Shane Ronay
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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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Akiva Lane
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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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Shane Ronay
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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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Akiva Lane
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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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Dovid Lane
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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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Shane Ronay
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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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Akiva Lane
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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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Akiva Lane
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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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Shane Ronay
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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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