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Akiva Lane
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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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Shane Ronay
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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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Akiva Lane
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What are magazines called that agree with the viewpoint of Donald Trump?

MAGA zines.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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Akiva Lane
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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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Akiva Lane
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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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Shane Ronay
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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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Shane Ronay
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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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