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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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