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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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