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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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What animal got kicked out of school?

The cheetah.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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What type of arm cast is this?

It's a cast of characters.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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