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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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Akiva Lane
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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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