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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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Yisro Whale

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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