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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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An elevator pitch.

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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