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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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