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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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