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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes?

Dish-honest.

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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How does someone feel after they eat peas?

They feel peas-ful.

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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