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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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A son of a gun.

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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