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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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What part of the Bible teaches you the correct way to use money?

The book of profits.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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