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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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Akiva Lane
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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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