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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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