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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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Shane Ronay
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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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