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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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