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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's luna sea.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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