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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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Shane Ronay
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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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Akiva Lane
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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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Yehuda Lane
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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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