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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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What 3 letters do you say when you realize something?

OIC

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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