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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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