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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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