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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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