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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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What is this?

A tripod.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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