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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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Shane Ronay
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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!!!

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Akiva Lane
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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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Akiva Weiss
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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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