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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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