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Shane Ronay
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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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Akiva Lane
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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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