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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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