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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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What do you call an ambulance for aligators?

Gator Aid.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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