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Shane Ronay
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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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Shane Ronay
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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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Akiva Lane
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What is this?

It escapes me.

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Shane Ronay
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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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Akiva Lane
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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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