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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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Shane Ronay
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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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Akiva Lane
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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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ChatGPT
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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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