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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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