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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

2001

What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

2004

What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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