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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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Akiva Lane
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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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Shane Ronay
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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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Akiva Lane
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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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Akiva Lane
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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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Akiva Lane
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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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