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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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What is this?

C to shining C

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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