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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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What is this?

A pear of scissors.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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What is this man doing?

He's taking a shower.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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