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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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What do you call a very young bee?

A bay bee.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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