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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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Why are bees that are born in May confused?

Because they are maybe's.

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