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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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Yes, it's on the house.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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