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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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