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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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