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Shane Ronay
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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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Akiva Lane
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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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Matt Weiss
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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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Akiva Lane
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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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