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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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