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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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What's another name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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