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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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