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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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