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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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What is a braking system on a vehicle transporting coffee called?

Coffee brakes.

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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