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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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