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Yitzchak Berger
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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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Shane Ronay
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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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Akiva Lane
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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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Akiva Lane
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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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