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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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