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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was usually a hair-raising experience.

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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