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An elevator pitch.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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