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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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