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Akiva Lane
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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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Akiva Lane
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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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Akiva Lane
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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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Shane Ronay
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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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Yehuda Lane
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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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Akiva Lane
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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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