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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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How did Betty feel about her new job pressing clothes?

She found the pressing depressing.

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