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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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What is it called when workers in a company go on strike?

Labor pains.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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