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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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How do you describe the importance of making a will to clarify issues of inheritance?

Will power.

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What is this man doing with the two pieces of fruit?

He's comparing a pair of pears.

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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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