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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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Shane Ronay
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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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Akiva Lane
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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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Akiva Lane
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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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Shane Ronay
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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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