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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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