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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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Will wind turbines be successful in producing clean energy?

The answer is blowing in the wind.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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