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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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What was the result that friends Juan and Amal were always together?

When you saw Juan, you saw Amal.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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