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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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