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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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