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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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Shane Ronay
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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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Akiva Lane
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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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What is it called when the sugar cane workers go on strike?

The cane mutiny.

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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What is this?

A dessert island.

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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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