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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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