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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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Are all the websites on internet nervous?

No, a lot of them are com.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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