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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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Shane Ronay
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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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