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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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