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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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