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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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