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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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