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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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