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Akiva Lane
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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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Mendy Zeiger
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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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Shane Ronay
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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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Akiva Lane
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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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Shane Ronay
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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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Shane Ronay
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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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Shane Ronay
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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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Dovid Moshe Davidson
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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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Dovid Lane
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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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