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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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What is it called when students are studying frantically at the end of the school term?

Term-oil.

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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