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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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