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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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