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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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Akiva Lane
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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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Akiva Lane
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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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Akiva Lane
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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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Shane Ronay
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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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Matt Weiss
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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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Akiva Lane
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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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