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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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