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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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What is the difference between turning on a computer and falling off a log?

One is logging on and the other is logging off.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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