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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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