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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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