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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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What city gets its name because of its importance in the Universe?

University

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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