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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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Rock and roll.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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