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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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