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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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