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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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