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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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After Joe was dazed by getting hit in the head with a baseball, what was he looking forward to?

The end of daze.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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Shane Ronay
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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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Akiva Lane
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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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