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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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What is this?

A square not.

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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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