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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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