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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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Akiva Lane
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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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