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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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