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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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Akiva Lane
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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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