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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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