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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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