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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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