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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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What do you call this?

A row bot.

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