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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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