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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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What happened when the red and blue boats crashed into each other?

They were marooned.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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