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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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