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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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