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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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