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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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