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What do you call a very young bee?

A bay bee.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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