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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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