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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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