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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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