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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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