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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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