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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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What is it called when two people argue about who won a contest?

They're contesting the contest.

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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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