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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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