Pictures:

Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

2684
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

495
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

792
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

998
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

374
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How do people sometimes feel when they are given the cold sholder?

Ice-olated.

2304
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

3177
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

2142
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

113
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

1876
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

1778
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

1851