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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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