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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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How is a person and a car different?

A person who is tired moves slowly, and when retired more slowly. When a car is tired, it moves fast, and when retired even faster.

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How do you teach a rope?

You pull on it until it becomes tight, and then it becomes taught.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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