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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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What is this?

The leaning tower of pizza.

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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