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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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