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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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What do you call a valley where convicted criminals make silly jokes?

Silly con valley.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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