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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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How did the hacker get away?

He ransomeware.

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

1990

What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

1967

Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

1945