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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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A pear of scissors.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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