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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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