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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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Akiva Lane
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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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Yehuda Lane
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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Akiva Lane
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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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Shane Ronay
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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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Shane Ronay
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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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Akiva Lane
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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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Dovid Lane
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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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