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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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