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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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Why did the mother love carry her child?

She started loving it when she carried him before he was born.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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What is the difference between turning on a computer and falling off a log?

One is logging on and the other is logging off.

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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