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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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Dovid Lane
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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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