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How is a person and a car different?

A person who is tired moves slowly, and when retired more slowly. When a car is tired, it moves fast, and when retired even faster.

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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Shane Ronay
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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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