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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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Why is this cable similar to the United States?

They are both C to shining C

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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