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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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