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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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