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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The refrigerator and the air conditioner.

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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