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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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How did the writer feel when her books were no longer cited?

She felt out of cite.

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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