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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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