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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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What kind of thinking do you need to eat Cracker Jack?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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