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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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