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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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What can you say about a person who as an acute sense of smell?

He nose alot.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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