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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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