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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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