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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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What is it called when you tell something to your grandmother?

Tell a gram.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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How would you describe Shakespeare's development as a writer?

It went through many stages.

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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