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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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