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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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