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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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