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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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How does someone feel after they eat peas?

They feel peas-ful.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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