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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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