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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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