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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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Akiva Lane
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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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