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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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