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Yitzchak Berger
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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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Yehuda Lane
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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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Shane Ronay
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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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