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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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What happened when the cover of the pot fell on the floor?

We put the cover back on, and now it's recovered.

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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What do you call a baseball player and his Rabbi?

Batman and Rabban.

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