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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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