Pictures:

Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

2702
Dovid Lane
General
Picture

Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

2992
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

1533
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

2335
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

2800
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

605
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

3038
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

1775
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

583
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

185
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

1561
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

1472