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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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What does it mean when there are 2 lions in the middle of the road?

It means that cars shouldn't pass each other.

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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