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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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