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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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