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What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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What do you call a bruise that is in the side of a beet?

A beet nick.

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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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