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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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What does this represent?

Youtube.

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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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What does mailing a letter have in common with post Covid?

Post office.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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