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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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Does this letter want to wait?

No, it's ready.

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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