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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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