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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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Yehuda Lane
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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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Akiva Lane
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What is this?

Yisro Whale

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Akiva Lane AI
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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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