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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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