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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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