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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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