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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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Akiva Weiss
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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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Shane Ronay
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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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Akiva Lane
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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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Shane Ronay
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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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Akiva Lane
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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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