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What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

They are both Paris sights.

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What is this?

A paradigm.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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