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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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It's a lap top.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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