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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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