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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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