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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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