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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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What chess term refers to a marriage that needs to be re-invigorated?

Stalemate.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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What is interesting about this group of words?

It seems to be a family where all the members have similar problems.

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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