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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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What do you call a baseball player and his Rabbi?

Batman and Rabban.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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