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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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Shane Ronay
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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Barbie's boyfriend tell her?

You're a doll.

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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Akiva Lane
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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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Akiva Lane
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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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