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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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What is the relationship between 'running out OF' and running out TO'?

When you run out OF supplies, you run out TO the store.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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