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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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