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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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How did Alan charge his cell phone?

He paid for it with a credit card.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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What does this picture show?

What are the greater graters?

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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