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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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