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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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How did Betty feel about her new job pressing clothes?

She found the pressing depressing.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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