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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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Why is the Garden of Eden called 'Gan Eden' in Hebrew?

Because before they knew it, it was 'gone'.

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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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