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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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When we treat others with tact, what is the result?

Our relationships remain intact.

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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