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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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