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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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Shane Ronay
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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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