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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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