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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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