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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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