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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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What does someone say to a friend who he thinks is too optimistic?

You topian!

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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