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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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A field of hole wheat.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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