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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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Shane Ronay
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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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Shane Ronay
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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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