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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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