Pictures:

Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

2956
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

924
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

1041
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

2014
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

2570
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

447
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why is 8 followed by 9?

Because if you're offered food after you ate, you say: Nein.

3293
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

1850
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

2321
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

800
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

837
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

What is this?

A tripod.

2708