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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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How did the hacker get away?

He ransomeware.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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