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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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