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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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How did the writer feel when her books were no longer cited?

She felt out of cite.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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What did the wagon driver call his story about his horse that wouldn't slow down?

Tales of woah.

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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