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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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When Max ate fish, and the peeling paint fell into his food, what did he call the meal?

Fish and chips.

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Why is the Garden of Eden called 'Gan Eden' in Hebrew?

Because before they knew it, it was 'gone'.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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