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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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