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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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