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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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