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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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