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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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