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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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