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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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Why was Jim hesitant about becoming a patient in a mental hosptial?

He wasn't really committed.

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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What did the football player say when he punted the ball by mistake?

No punt intended.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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