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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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