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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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