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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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Akiva Lane
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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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Shane Ronay
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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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Akiva Lane
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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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Shane Ronay
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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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Akiva Lane
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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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