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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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