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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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What do you call a letter Z that is out of its mind?

Cray-Z.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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What is a travelogue video about Berkeley called?

You See Berkeley

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How do you talk to a pigeon?

Using pidgin English.

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