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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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Shane Ronay
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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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Shane Ronay
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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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Shane Ronay
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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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Shane Ronay
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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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Akiva Lane
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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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