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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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