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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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