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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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It's a lap top.

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