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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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