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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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