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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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What does this represent?

Youtube.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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