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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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