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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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