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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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