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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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