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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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