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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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What did the football player say when he punted the ball by mistake?

No punt intended.

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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