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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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