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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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