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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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Why did the guy on a date bring an elephant with him?

He wanted to have appeal.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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