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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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