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What happened when the red and blue boats crashed into each other?

They were marooned.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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