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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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What do you call aluminum foil that misbehaves and has too much power?

Alumi-naughty.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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