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Shane Ronay
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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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Akiva Lane
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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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David Shafner
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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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ChatGPT
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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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Miriam Lane
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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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Akiva Lane
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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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