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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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