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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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