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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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