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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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