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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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