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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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