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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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