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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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How did the hacker get away?

He ransomeware.

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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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What happened to the people of the Nile at the Red Sea?

They were a-Nile-ated.

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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