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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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