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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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Is dehydrating fruits a good idea?

It's full of hot air.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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