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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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