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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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