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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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