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Akiva Lane
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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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Akiva Lane
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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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