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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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What is the relationship between 'running out OF' and running out TO'?

When you run out OF supplies, you run out TO the store.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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Moshe Sherizen
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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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Akiva Lane
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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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