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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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