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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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