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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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What part of doors can you eat?

The lox.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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