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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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