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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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