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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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