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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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Akiva Lane
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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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Why did the guy on a date bring an elephant with him?

He wanted to have appeal.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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