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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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