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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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