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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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