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How does someone feel after they eat peas?

They feel peas-ful.

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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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When the hunter wanted to hunt the deer, how did the deer respond?

I'm game.

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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