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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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