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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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