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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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