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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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