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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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