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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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