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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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What kind of view brings people together?

A rendezvous.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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