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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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