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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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