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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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A buoys club.

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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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