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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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