Pictures:

What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

777

How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

1134

When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

2049

What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

1060

What do you call a letter G that portrays things that are very bad?

Sinner-G

3357

What idea does this represent?

To believe.

978

What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

1364

How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

466

If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

2092

What does a casual dresser and DNA have in common?

Jeans.

3300

How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

1466

How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

534