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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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