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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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What it it called how a dog laps up water after winning a race?

Victory laps.

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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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