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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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