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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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