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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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What does mailing a letter have in common with post Covid?

Post office.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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