Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

520
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

2440
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

What is the difference between the left and right side of this picture?

On the left are walnuts, and on the right are off-the-wall nuts.

3314
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

396
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How do you talk to a pigeon?

Using pidgin English.

3225
Yitzchak Berger
General
Picture

What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

1908
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

2051
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

2520
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

1174
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

2791
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

What is similar between America and counting from Passover to Shavuous?

They both have 50 states.

3307
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

1335