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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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Dovid Lane
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What is the art section of Marshall's department store called?

Marshall Arts.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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Akiva Lane
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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Barbie's boyfriend tell her?

You're a doll.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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Yehuda Lane
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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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Akiva Lane
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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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Akiva Lane
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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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