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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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