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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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Why can't you trust a staircase?

It is either up to something, or letting you down.

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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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