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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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Shane Ronay
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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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