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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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