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Shane Ronay
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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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