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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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What is a travelogue video about Berkeley called?

You See Berkeley

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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