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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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Why did Bill have trouble falling asleep?

He was afraid of heights.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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What can you say about these workers?

They are onion-ized.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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