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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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