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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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What is a radical socialist who is very calm called?

A calm-unist.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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