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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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What are the best schools to learn about intravenous feeding?

The IV league schools.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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