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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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What do you call a closet filled with bottles of water?

A water closet.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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