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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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