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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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Shane Ronay
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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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