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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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