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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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