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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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