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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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