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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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