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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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