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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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