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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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