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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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