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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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