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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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