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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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