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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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