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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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