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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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