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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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Akiva Lane
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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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Shane Ronay
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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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Matt Weiss
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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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Shane Ronay
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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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