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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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