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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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