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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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