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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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How do you describe the importance of making a will to clarify issues of inheritance?

Will power.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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