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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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A tripod.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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