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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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How do you describe a documentary that is very funny?

It's historical and hysterical.

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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