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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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