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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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