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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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