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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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How does this picture encourage us?

It reminds us that: 'I can'.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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