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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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Why were Bill's friends always calling him up?

Because his nickname was 'Up'.

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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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Why was Bill tired driving to New York over the George Washington Bridge?

It took its toll.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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