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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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How did Martha react when she saw that her bank account went from minus to plus?

She saw it as a good sign.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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