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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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When we treat others with tact, what is the result?

Our relationships remain intact.

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