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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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What's a good name for this bicycle truck that sells ices?

Wheely Cool.

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