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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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Why is this cable similar to the United States?

They are both C to shining C

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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