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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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