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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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