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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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Dovid Lane
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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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Shane Ronay
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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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Akiva Lane
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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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