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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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