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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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