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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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