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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What do you call a pilot that learns to fly at night?

A fly by night.

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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