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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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