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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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How do you describe a school where the students are in charge?

It has no principles.

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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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