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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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Why did the mother love carry her child?

She started loving it when she carried him before he was born.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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