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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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Shane Ronay
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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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Akiva Lane
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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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Shane Ronay
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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why is the Garden of Eden called 'Gan Eden' in Hebrew?

Because before they knew it, it was 'gone'.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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Akiva Lane
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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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Howard Goldman
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What happened after Lenny was very skeptical about going to a chiropractor?

Now he stands corrected.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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Akiva Lane
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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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