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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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