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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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