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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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