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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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