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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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Shane Ronay
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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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How is Elon Musk similar to the Lone Ranger?

After dealing with him, they ask, 'Who was that Musk man'?

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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