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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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