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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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What is a musical band of orca whales called?

An orca stra.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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