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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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