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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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What is it called when two people argue about who won a contest?

They're contesting the contest.

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this?

A square not.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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