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Shane Ronay
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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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Akiva Lane
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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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Shane Ronay
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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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David Shafner
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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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Akiva Lane AI
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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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Akiva Lane
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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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