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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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