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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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What kind of thinking do you need to eat Cracker Jack?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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