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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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Miriam Lane
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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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