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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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