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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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