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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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A photo of synthesis.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes?

Dish-honest.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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