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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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