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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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How do you describe the importance of making a will to clarify issues of inheritance?

Will power.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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