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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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