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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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