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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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