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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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