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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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