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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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What does Yom Kippur and Succos have in common?

They are both intense / in tents.

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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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