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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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