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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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