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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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