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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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