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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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