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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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If you travel through many seas, what sea has the money?

The currency.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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