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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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Shane Ronay
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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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