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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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What kind of tonic is very boring?

Monotonic.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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