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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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