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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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