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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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