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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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