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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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