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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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