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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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When Max ate fish, and the peeling paint fell into his food, what did he call the meal?

Fish and chips.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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