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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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What do you call a baseball player and his Rabbi?

Batman and Rabban.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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What does Yom Kippur and Succos have in common?

They are both intense / in tents.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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What happened after Lenny was very skeptical about going to a chiropractor?

Now he stands corrected.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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