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What does someone say to a friend who he thinks is too optimistic?

You topian!

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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