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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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Shane Ronay
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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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Akiva Lane
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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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Akiva Lane
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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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Akiva Lane
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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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Miriam Lane
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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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Shane Ronay
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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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