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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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How do you describe the importance of making a will to clarify issues of inheritance?

Will power.

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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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