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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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What part of the Bible teaches you the correct way to use money?

The book of profits.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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