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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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How do you describe the importance of making a will to clarify issues of inheritance?

Will power.

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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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C to shining C

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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