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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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