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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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Is rain free?

Yes, it's on the house.

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