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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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What are school principals called when they suspend students?

Suspenders.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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