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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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Shane Ronay
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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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