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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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