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Akiva Lane
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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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Shane Ronay
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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot (not)

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Yehuda Lane
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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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Akiva Lane
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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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