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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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