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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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