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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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What is this?

C to shining C

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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