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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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