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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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Why did the asterisk, question mark, and pound sign act up in class?

They thought they were special characters.

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How does someone feel after they eat peas?

They feel peas-ful.

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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