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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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What happened when the red and blue boats crashed into each other?

They were marooned.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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