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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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What do you call a closet filled with bottles of water?

A water closet.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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