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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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