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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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