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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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Why is this cable similar to the United States?

They are both C to shining C

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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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