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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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Akiva Lane
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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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