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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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