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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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