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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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What is similar between America and counting from Passover to Shavuous?

They both have 50 states.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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Where did Shakespeare play as a child that helped him learn to write plays?

The playground.

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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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