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What is similar between a place where wine is made and a nursery?

They are both whineries.

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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