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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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