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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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What is a trip to the spice store to buy spices called?

Thyme travel.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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