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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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