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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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