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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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