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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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