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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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