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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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