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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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