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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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A tripod.

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