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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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