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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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Shane Ronay
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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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