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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

It was just revolting.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the Drawing Board.

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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