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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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Yehuda Lane
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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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Akiva Lane
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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this?

A picture worth a thousand words.

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Akiva Lane
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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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Akiva Lane AI
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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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Akiva Lane
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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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