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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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