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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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Yes, it's on the house.

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Gaucho Marx

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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A buoys club.

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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