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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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