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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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