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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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At what time did King Arthur's knight complain about a stomach ache?

In the middle of the knight.

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