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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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Shane Ronay
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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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Shaya Dubin
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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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