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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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A field of hole wheat.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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