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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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