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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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