Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

1164
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

2821
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

2299
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

1293
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

27
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

896
Matt Weiss
General
Picture

What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

2279
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

1126
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

2223
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

2440
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

2457
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

1163