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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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A square not.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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