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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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