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Shane Ronay
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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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Shane Ronay
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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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Akiva Lane
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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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Akiva Lane
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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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