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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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