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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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What is the difference between turning on a computer and falling off a log?

One is logging on and the other is logging off.

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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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