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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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