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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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Why did the owner of the factory close the factory when the workers went on strike a third time?

He said 3 strikes and we're out.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What is this?

A dessert island.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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