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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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