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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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