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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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