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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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Yehuda Lane
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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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