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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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