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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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