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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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