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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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