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Shane Ronay
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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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Moshe Sherizen
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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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David Shafner
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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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Greg Stevens
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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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Shane Ronay
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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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