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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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