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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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