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What is a braking system on a vehicle transporting coffee called?

Coffee brakes.

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Howard Goldman
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What happened after Lenny was very skeptical about going to a chiropractor?

Now he stands corrected.

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Akiva Lane
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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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Akiva Lane
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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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Shane Ronay
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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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Akiva Lane
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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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Akiva Lane
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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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Akiva Lane
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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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