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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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