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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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How does Barbie say good morning to Ken?

Good morning, doll-ing.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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