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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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