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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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How were Reggie and his friends referred to?

Regimen

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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