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What is a travelogue video about Berkeley called?

You See Berkeley

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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A son of a gun.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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