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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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Why is this tea very powerful?

It's Reala Tea.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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When is a hot cup cold?

When there isn't something hot in it.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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