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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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Mendy Zeiger
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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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At what time did King Arthur's knight complain about a stomach ache?

In the middle of the knight.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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How do you describe a school where the students are in charge?

It has no principles.

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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