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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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What is this?

It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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