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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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How did Martha react when she saw that her bank account went from minus to plus?

She saw it as a good sign.

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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