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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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What kind of ships requires at least 2 people to navigate?

A relationship and a friendship.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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Why did the guy on a date bring an elephant with him?

He wanted to have appeal.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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