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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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Why was student's uncle able to pick her up from school when he wasn't her father?

It wasn't a pparent.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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