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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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