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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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What can you take when you are curious?

You can take a look.

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