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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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Shane Ronay
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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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Shane Ronay
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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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