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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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What is it called when you tell something to your grandmother?

Tell a gram.

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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