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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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