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Shane Ronay
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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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Shane Ronay
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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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Shane Ronay
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What's this?

A field of hole wheat.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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Akiva Lane
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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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Akiva Lane
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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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Shane Ronay
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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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Akiva Lane
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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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