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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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How do you teach a rope?

You pull on it until it becomes tight, and then it becomes taught.

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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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