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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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A square not.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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