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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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