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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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