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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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A dessert island.

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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