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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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What should you do if a piece of folded clothing runs away?

Catch it and bring it back into the fold.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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