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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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