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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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