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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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An elevator pitch.

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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What was the result that friends Juan and Amal were always together?

When you saw Juan, you saw Amal.

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What 3 letters do you say when you realize something?

OIC

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