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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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