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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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