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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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