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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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