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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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When the hunter wanted to hunt the deer, how did the deer respond?

I'm game.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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