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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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