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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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The leaning tower of pizza.

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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