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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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