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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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