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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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