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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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