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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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