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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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What does this represent?

Youtube.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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