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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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