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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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What do you call a closet filled with bottles of water?

A water closet.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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What's a religious name for foot doctors?

Ortho Docs.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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