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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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