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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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