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Shane Ronay
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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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Shane Ronay
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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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Akiva Lane
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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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Akiva Lane
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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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Akiva Lane
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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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Akiva Lane
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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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