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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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Rock and roll.

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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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