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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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