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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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Why was this a big seller?

It is candy.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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Why can't you trust a staircase?

It is either up to something, or letting you down.

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