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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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If you travel through many seas, what sea has the money?

The currency.

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