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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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