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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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When the pioneers cut down trees to clear the land, how did they feel about the difficult process of uprooting the tree stumps?

They felt stumped.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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