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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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Yitzchak Berger
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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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Shane Ronay
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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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