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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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