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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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How do you talk to a pigeon?

Using pidgin English.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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