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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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