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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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