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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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Why do people get hit by the same bicycle every day?

It's a vicous cycle.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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