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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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How do you teach a rope?

You pull on it until it becomes tight, and then it becomes taught.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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How did the news channels report this accident?

Breaking news.

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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