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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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