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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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A son of a gun.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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