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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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Shane Ronay
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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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What is it called when the sugar cane workers go on strike?

The cane mutiny.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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What is the relationship between 'running out OF' and running out TO'?

When you run out OF supplies, you run out TO the store.

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What did Barbie's boyfriend tell her?

You're a doll.

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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Shane Ronay
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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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