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What flower is named after a dog?

Collie flower.

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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