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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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