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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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Yes, it's on the house.

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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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