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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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