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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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What do airplanes and staircases have it common?

They both have flights.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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What do you call a store that sells candy and serves liquor?

A candy bar.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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