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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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What does this represent?

Too much of a good thing.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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