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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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Akiva Lane
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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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Akiva Lane
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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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Akiva Lane
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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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Akiva Lane
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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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Akiva Lane
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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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Akiva Lane
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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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