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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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