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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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