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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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