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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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