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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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