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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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