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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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Akiva Lane
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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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What's this?

It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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