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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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