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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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What do clocks, computer programs, thieves, and track stars all have in common?

They are all running.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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Why did the mother love carry her child?

She started loving it when she carried him before he was born.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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