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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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