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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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When Bill was feeling down, why did he go to the racetrack?

It made him feel bettor.

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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