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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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