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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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Why were Bill's friends always calling him up?

Because his nickname was 'Up'.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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