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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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