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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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