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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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