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It's a lap top.

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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