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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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Shane Ronay
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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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