Pictures:

What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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