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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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