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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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