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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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What part of the Bible teaches you the correct way to use money?

The book of profits.

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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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What kind of thinking do you need to eat Cracker Jack?

Out of the box thinking.

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