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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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