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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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