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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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