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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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