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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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Why are some men more inherently curious?

They have larger "why" chromosomes.

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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