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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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Shane Ronay
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What's this?

A son of a gun.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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