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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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