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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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