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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a valley where convicted criminals make silly jokes?

Silly con valley.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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Akiva Lane
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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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Akiva Lane
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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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Shane Ronay
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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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Shane Ronay
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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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