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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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