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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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