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What do you call tea that reduces intelligence?

Stupidi-tea.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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Why did the asterisk, question mark, and pound sign act up in class?

They thought they were special characters.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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