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Shaya Dubin
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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Shane Ronay
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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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Akiva Lane
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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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Shaya Dubin
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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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Akiva Lane
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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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Shane Ronay
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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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Shane Ronay
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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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Shane Ronay
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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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Akiva Lane
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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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