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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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Akiva Lane
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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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Akiva Lane
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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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Akiva Lane
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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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Akiva Lane
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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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