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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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