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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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If a staircase gave birth to a boy, what would it be?

A stepson.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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