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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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