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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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