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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What type of arm cast is this?

It's a cast of characters.

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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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Shane Ronay
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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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