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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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What is this?

A swimming pool table.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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