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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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