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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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What is the difference between turning on a computer and falling off a log?

One is logging on and the other is logging off.

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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