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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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