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If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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