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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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