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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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