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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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