Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

645
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

2150
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

1880
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

735
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

2502
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

1605
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

1541
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

1391
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

1762
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

2072
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

982
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

2369