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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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