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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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