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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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