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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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