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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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