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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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