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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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Akiva Lane
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What are the coolest inventions?

The refrigerator and the air conditioner.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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