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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The refrigerator and the air conditioner.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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