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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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