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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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Why did the farmer feel uncomfortable in the wheat field at night?

He felt like he was being stalked.

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What to you call rows of outhouses set up for an outdoor concert?

WC fields.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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