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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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Why can't you go hungry at the beach?

Because of the sand which is there.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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