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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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What is it called when two people argue about who won a contest?

They're contesting the contest.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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Why did the farmer feel uncomfortable in the wheat field at night?

He felt like he was being stalked.

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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What is the art section of Marshall's department store called?

Marshall Arts.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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