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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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What can you say about a person who as an acute sense of smell?

He nose alot.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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