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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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A dessert island.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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