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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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Why did the guy on a date bring an elephant with him?

He wanted to have appeal.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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Yehuda Lane
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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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