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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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