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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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