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Akiva Lane
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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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Shane Ronay
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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this?

A picture worth a thousand words.

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Shane Ronay
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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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Abe Kiss
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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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