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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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