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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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What was the result that friends Juan and Amal were always together?

When you saw Juan, you saw Amal.

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Where do people in Slepe, England go at night?

They go to Slepe.

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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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Why did the farmer feel uncomfortable in the wheat field at night?

He felt like he was being stalked.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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