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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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