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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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