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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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