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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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Why was Jim hesitant about becoming a patient in a mental hosptial?

He wasn't really committed.

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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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