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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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