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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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What does this picture show?

What are the greater graters?

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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What are school principals called when they suspend students?

Suspenders.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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