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What kind of key lives in the jungle?

A monkey.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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