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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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