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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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When we treat others with tact, what is the result?

Our relationships remain intact.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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