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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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