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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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