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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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