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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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