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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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What do these both have in common?

They're both pits.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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