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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What do you call a story about wet Yankee uniforms?

Damp Yankees.

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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