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Dovid Lane
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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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Akiva Lane
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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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Akiva Lane
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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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Akiva Lane
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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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Akiva Lane
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What issue was Beth thinking about when deciding whether or not to vote Republican?

If the elephant is relevant.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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Shane Ronay
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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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