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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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