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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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What does this represent?

Too much of a good thing.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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