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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The refrigerator and the air conditioner.

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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