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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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