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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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What are some tics that are full of positive energy?

Ecstatic, enthusiastic, energetic, optimistic, and sympatheic.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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If a staircase gave birth to a boy, what would it be?

A stepson.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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