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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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