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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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Why is it important to understand the letter Y?

Because otherwise we don't know Y.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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