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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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