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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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