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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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