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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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Shane Ronay
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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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