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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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