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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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