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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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Since the first bay in the city was called Bay A, why did the people love the second bay?

They called it Bay B.

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Yehuda Lane
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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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