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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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