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How did the chiropractor feel when he saw that the work was harder than he expected?

He was taken aback.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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When Jim made a party on his yacht, why did he try not to invite too many people?

He didn't want to go overboard.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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