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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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Matt Weiss
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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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