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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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Yisro Whale

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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