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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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