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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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