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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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At what time did King Arthur's knight complain about a stomach ache?

In the middle of the knight.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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