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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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