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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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