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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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Why did the owner of the factory close the factory when the workers went on strike a third time?

He said 3 strikes and we're out.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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