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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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