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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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