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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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