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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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Akiva Lane
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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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Akiva Lane
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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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Akiva Lane
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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a bee that does not cost money?

A free bee.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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Yitzchak Berger
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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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