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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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