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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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Akiva Lane
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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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Shane Ronay
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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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Akiva Lane
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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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Matt Weiss
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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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Akiva Lane
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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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