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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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Shane Ronay
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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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Akiva Lane
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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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Akiva Lane
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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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What kind of ships requires at least 2 people to navigate?

A relationship and a friendship.

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