Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

999
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

1290
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

730
Yitzchak Berger
General
Picture

Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

1654
Akiva Lane
General

How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

1448
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

205
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

2967
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

592
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

1779
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

327
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

2591
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

1488