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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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A pear of scissors.

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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