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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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What is the relationship between 'running out OF' and running out TO'?

When you run out OF supplies, you run out TO the store.

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