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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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