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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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Why did the owner of the factory close the factory when the workers went on strike a third time?

He said 3 strikes and we're out.

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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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