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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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