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What kind of tonic is very boring?

Monotonic.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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How do you describe a situation where Bill bought 2 ducks and he wants both to keep them as pets and eat them?

It's a paradox.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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What's a good name for this bicycle truck that sells ices?

Wheely Cool.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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