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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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