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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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