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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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How did the Ukraine respond when Russia invaded in 2022?

"You can't rush in!"

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