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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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What are examples of types of bread in a bakery called?

Roll models.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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What does this represent?

Too much of a good thing.

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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