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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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