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Akiva Lane
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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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Shane Ronay
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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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Shane Ronay
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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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Moshe Sherizen
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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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