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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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