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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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