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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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Shane Ronay
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Who is the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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Akiva Lane
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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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Akiva Lane
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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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