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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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