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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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What do call how a dog laps up water after winning a race?

Victory laps.

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