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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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