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What do you call a story about wet Yankee uniforms?

Damp Yankees.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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