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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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