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Akiva Lane
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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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Shane Ronay
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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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Akiva Lane
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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this?

A paradigm.

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Akiva Lane
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Is rain free?

Yes, it's on the house.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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Akiva Lane
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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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Dovid Lane
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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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Matt Weiss
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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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