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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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Why are bees that are born in May confused?

Because they are maybe's.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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