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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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What's this?

It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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