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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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A field of hole wheat.

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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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