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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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