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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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