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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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