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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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Shane Ronay
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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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