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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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