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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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A paradigm.

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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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Why is the shovel so important to society?

It is a ground-breaking tool.

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