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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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