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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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