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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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