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Shane Ronay
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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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Akiva Lane
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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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Akiva Lane
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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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Akiva Lane
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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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Akiva Lane
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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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Shane Ronay
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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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