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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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