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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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