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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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Shane Ronay
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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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Akiva Lane
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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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Shane Ronay
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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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