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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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