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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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