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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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