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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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Shane Ronay
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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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Shane Ronay
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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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What idea does this represent?

To believe.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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