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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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