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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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