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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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