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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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