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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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