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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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