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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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