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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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