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What is this?

It escapes me.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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