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Akiva Lane
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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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Shane Ronay
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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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Akiva Lane
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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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