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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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