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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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