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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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