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What's this?

A son of a gun.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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Akiva Lane
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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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