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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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Akiva Lane
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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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Shane Ronay
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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens if fowl don't build nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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Shane Ronay
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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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