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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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