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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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Matt Weiss
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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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Dovid Lane
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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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