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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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