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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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Shane Ronay
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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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