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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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