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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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