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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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