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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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Shane Ronay
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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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Shane Ronay
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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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Akiva Lane
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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What's a good name for an outdoor restaurant with palm trees, granite floors, and granite tables?

Palm and Granite

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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Shane Ronay
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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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