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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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