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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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