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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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Dovid Lane
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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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Shane Ronay
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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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Miriam Lane
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How did the writer feel when her books were no longer cited?

She felt out of cite.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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Akiva Lane
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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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Shane Ronay
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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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