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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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