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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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What animal got kicked out of school?

The cheetah.

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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