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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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