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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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