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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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Yitzchak Berger
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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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Mendy Zeiger
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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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