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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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