Pictures:

What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

1040

Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

1815

What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

738

What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

2322

What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

2467

What did Barbie's boyfriend tell her?

You're a doll.

3260

Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

841

Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

2796

Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

1401

What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

1356

Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

2944

What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

1490