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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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