Pictures:

What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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