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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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