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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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Shane Ronay
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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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