Pictures:

How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

1209

Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

958

What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

923

What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

2462

Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

2449

Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

833

Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

653

How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

2999

Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

145

What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

621

Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

295

Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

2801