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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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Shane Ronay
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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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