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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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