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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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Akiva Lane
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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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Shane Ronay
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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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