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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

242

How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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