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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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