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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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What is this?

It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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