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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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Akiva Lane
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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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Shane Ronay
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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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Akiva Lane
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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the medical department at Google called?

Google Docs.

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Shayna Lane
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How does someone feel after they eat peas?

They feel peas-ful.

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Akiva Lane
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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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