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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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When is a hot cup cold?

When there isn't something hot in it.

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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What are 3 trees called?

A tree-some.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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