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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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