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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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Moshe Sherizen
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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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Akiva Lane
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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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