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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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An elevator pitch.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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