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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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