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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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What is a rabbit's favorite music?

Hip hop.

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