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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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