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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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