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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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How do you teach a rope?

You pull on it until it becomes tight, and then it becomes taught.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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