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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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