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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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