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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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Akiva Lane
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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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Shane Ronay
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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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Dovid Lane
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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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