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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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