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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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