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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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