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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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