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Shane Ronay
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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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Akiva Lane
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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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Akiva Lane
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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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Akiva Lane
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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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Shane Ronay
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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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Akiva Lane
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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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