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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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Yisro Whale

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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A pear of scissors.

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