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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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If you travel through many seas, what sea has the money?

The currency.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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