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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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