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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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