Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

695
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

2927
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

1071
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

772
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

1358
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

2587
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

445
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

2772
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

247
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

2283
Yitzchak Berger
General
Picture

What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

1894
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

700