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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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Does this letter want to wait?

No, it's ready.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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