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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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