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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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