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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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