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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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