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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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