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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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