Pictures:

A picture worth a thousand words.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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