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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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What flower is named after a dog?

Collie flower.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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