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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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