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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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What did the law student who liked liquor knew he had to do?

He had to pass the bar in order to pass the bar.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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