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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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Why doesn't Clark Kent become Superman anymore?

He can't find a telephone booth.

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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