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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes?

Dish-honest.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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When things are ironic, do they become funny?

No, they're steel not funny.

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