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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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Shane Ronay
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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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Shane Ronay
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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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Shane Ronay
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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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