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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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Shane Ronay
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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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