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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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How is a person and a car different?

A person who is tired moves slowly, and when retired more slowly. When a car is tired, it moves fast, and when retired even faster.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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