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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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Akiva Lane
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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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Akiva Lane
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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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Akiva Lane
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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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Akiva Lane
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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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Akiva Lane
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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this?

A photo of synthesis.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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