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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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