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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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