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It escapes me.

1308

How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

2999

As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

631

What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

1111

How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

1599

Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

2138

Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

215

How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

1397

Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

1945

Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

1143

How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

3152

Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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