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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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