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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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What did the law student who liked liquor knew he had to do?

He had to pass the bar in order to pass the bar.

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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What is a musical band of orca whales called?

An orca stra.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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