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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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What are 3 trees called?

A tree-some.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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