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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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