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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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