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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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What is this?

A buoys club.

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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What does someone say to a friend who he thinks is too optimistic?

You topian!

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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