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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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