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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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Matt Weiss
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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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Akiva Lane
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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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Shane Ronay
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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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Akiva Lane
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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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