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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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