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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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