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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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What are 3 trees called?

A tree-some.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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