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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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