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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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