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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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Gaucho Marx

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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