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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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What is this?

A photo of synthesis.

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