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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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Akiva Lane
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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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Zev Juravel
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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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Akiva Lane
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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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Akiva Lane
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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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