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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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