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How did the hacker get away?

He ransomeware.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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What was the result that friends Juan and Amal were always together?

When you saw Juan, you saw Amal.

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