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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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What do these two buildings have in common?

They are both called 'The House That Ruth Built'.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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