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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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What does this picture show?

What are the greater graters?

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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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