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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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