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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

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