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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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Akiva Lane
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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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Akiva Lane
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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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