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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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What's a good name for an outdoor restaurant with palm trees, granite floors, and granite tables?

Palm and Granite

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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