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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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