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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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