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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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