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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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Yes, it's on the house.

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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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