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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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