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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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