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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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