Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

398
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

1968
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

3116
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

2628
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

1432
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

1002
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

3115
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

1050
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

1758
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

2560
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

2069
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

3170