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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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C to shining C

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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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