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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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