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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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