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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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