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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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