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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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