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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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