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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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