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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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Akiva Lane
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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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