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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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