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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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What chess term refers to a marriage that needs to be re-invigorated?

Stalemate.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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