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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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