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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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What is this?

A paradigm.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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