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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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