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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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A field of hole wheat.

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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