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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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Shane Ronay
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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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Akiva Lane
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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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Akiva Lane
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What is this?

Yisro Whale

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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