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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes?

Dish-honest.

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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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Jean Boda
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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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