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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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Why is 8 followed by 9?

Because if you're offered food after you ate, you say: Nein.

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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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