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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

2015

What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

1941