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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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Dovid Lane
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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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