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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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How do you describe the importance of making a will to clarify issues of inheritance?

Will power.

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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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