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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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