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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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