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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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