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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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What is a walking cane called that helps a person walk very quickly?

A hurry cane.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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