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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Joe do with his leg cast after his leg was fully healed?

He cast it away.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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Miriam Lane
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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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