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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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Akiva Lane
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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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Shane Ronay
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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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