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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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