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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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What is something that causes anger called?

A precursor.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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