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Yitzchak Berger
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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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Shane Ronay
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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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Akiva Lane
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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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Shane Ronay
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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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