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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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What is similar between America and counting from Passover to Shavuous?

They both have 50 states.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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