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What was the result that friends Juan and Amal were always together?

When you saw Juan, you saw Amal.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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