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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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