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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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Shaya Dubin
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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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Akiva Lane
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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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Shane Ronay
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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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Akiva Lane
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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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Akiva Lane
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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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Shane Ronay
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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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Akiva Lane
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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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