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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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