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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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