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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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