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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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