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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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Yehuda Lane
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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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Shane Ronay
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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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