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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

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He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

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No, the common pence.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

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You stay put.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

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She folded the screen down.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

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A dentist.

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

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Because the steaks were too high.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

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She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

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Bye, son.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

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Pop music.

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Where do superman and batman live?

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Capetown.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

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Muzzle Tov!

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

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He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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