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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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What does this represent?

Youtube.

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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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