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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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