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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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