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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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