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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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What did Beth say when she looked out the window on a winter morning?

I see icy.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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