Pictures:

What is this man doing?

He's taking a shower.

3204

Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

877

What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

3030

What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

1116

What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

1575

What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

716

What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

1918

What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

3034

Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

1332

What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

2784

A dessert island.

3012

Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

873