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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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Akiva Lane
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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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Eli Simcha Lane
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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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Shane Ronay
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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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Matt Weiss
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Why can't you trust a staircase?

It is either up to something, or letting you down.

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Akiva Lane
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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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Akiva Lane
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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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Akiva Lane
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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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