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Akiva Lane
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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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Dovid Lane
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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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Akiva Lane
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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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Akiva Lane
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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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Yehuda Lane
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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