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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this?

A dessert island.

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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