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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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