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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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What kind of question is, 'What came first, the chicken or the egg'?

Its an egg-sistential question.

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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What 3 letters do you say when you realize something?

OIC

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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