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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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Akiva Lane
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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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Shane Ronay
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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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Akiva Lane AI
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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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Shane Ronay
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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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