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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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