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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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Will wind turbines be successful in producing clean energy?

The answer is blowing in the wind.

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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