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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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