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Shane Ronay
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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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Akiva Lane
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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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Akiva Lane
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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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Akiva Lane
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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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