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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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