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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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Akiva Lane
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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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