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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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What do you call a valley where convicted criminals make silly jokes?

Silly con valley.

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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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