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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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