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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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