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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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