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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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What is the art section of Marshall's department store called?

Marshall Arts.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

2009