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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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Akiva Lane
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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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Akiva Lane
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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their own Prague-ative.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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