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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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