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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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What are 3 trees called?

A tree-some.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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Gaucho Marx

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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What happened when the red and blue boats crashed into each other?

They were marooned.

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