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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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