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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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