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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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Akiva Weiss
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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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Shane Ronay
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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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