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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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