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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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Shane Ronay
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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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Akiva Lane
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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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Shane Ronay
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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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Akiva Lane
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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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Shane Ronay
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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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Shane Ronay
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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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