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Shane Ronay
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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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Shane Ronay
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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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Akiva Lane
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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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Akiva Lane
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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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Matt Weiss
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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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