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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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What kind of ships requires at least 2 people to navigate?

A relationship and a friendship.

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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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