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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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Shane Ronay
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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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Shane Ronay
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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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Akiva Lane
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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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Akiva Lane
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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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Shane Ronay
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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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Akiva Lane
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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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What's the main challenge of being a therapist?

To be a sounding board, without sounding bored.

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