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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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