Pictures:

What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

2976

What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

3076

What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

2543

What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

395

What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

1635

How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

3137

Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

852

When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

647

Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

2466

Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

1022

Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

2014

How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

2797