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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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