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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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