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A square not.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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