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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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