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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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Shane Ronay
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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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Akiva Lane
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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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Moshe Sherizen
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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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Why is 8 followed by 9?

Because if you're offered food after you ate, you say: Nein.

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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