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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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