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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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