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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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