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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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