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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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