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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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