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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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Dovid Lane
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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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Akiva Lane
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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do airplanes and staircases have it common?

They both have flights.

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Eli Simcha Lane
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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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Akiva Lane
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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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