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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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What kind of ships requires at least 2 people to navigate?

A relationship and a friendship.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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An elevator pitch.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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