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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What did Zelensky say to Putin when Russia invaded the Ukraine?

Don't rush in.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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