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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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