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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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