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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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