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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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Why did Bill have trouble falling asleep?

He was afraid of heights.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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