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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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