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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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Shane Ronay
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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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Akiva Lane
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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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Shane Ronay
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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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Akiva Lane
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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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Akiva Lane
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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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