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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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