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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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Why is 8 followed by 9?

Because if you're offered food after you ate, you say: Nein.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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