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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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