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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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A 5 o'clock shadow.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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