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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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Why was Bill tired driving to New York over the George Washington Bridge?

It took its tool.

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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How do people sometimes feel when they are given the cold sholder?

Ice-olated.

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