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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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