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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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How do you talk to a pigeon?

Using pidgin English.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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What is similar between America and counting from Passover to Shavuous?

They both have 50 states.

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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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