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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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