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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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