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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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