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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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