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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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