Pictures:

Moshe Sherizen
General
Picture

What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

988
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

2956
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

1072
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

1121
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

818
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

At what time did King Arthur's knight complain about a stomach ache?

In the middle of the knight.

3251
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What does Sue do all day?

Sue

1482
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

What do you call someone who is perspiring a lot in a sweater?

A sweater in a sweater.

3345
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

2682
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

339
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

1160
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

544