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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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