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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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A paradigm.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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Why did the guy on a date bring an elephant with him?

He wanted to have appeal.

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