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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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