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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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