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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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