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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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