Pictures:

Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

2224

How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

1599

What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

1097

What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

1940

What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

3103

What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

1630

What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

374

What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

1544

In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

2968

What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

1465

What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

2299

How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

182