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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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Akiva Lane
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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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Shane Ronay
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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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