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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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