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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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