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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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What is something that causes anger called?

A precursor.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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