Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

83
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

1758
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

1740
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

2148
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

687
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

2722
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

2315
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

574
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

What do tiny fish and tiny pictures have in common?

They are both called microfish.

3376
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

What is this?

It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

2854
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

416
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

2538