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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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What is this?

A square not.

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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Why did the owner of the factory close the factory when the workers went on strike a third time?

He said 3 strikes and we're out.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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