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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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