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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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How would you describe Shakespeare's development as a writer?

It went through many stages.

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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