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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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