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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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