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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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