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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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