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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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