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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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What is a travelogue video about Berkeley called?

You See Berkeley

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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