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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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