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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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