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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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