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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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