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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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