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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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