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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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Matt Weiss
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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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Dovid Lane
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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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