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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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