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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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Shane Ronay
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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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Moshe Sherizen
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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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