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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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