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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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