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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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