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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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Shane Ronay
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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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Dovid Lane
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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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