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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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If you travel through many seas, what sea has the money?

The currency.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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