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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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What is the medical department at Google called?

Google Docs.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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