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How does Barbie say good morning to Ken?

Good morning, doll-ing.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes?

Dish-honest.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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