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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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What does this represent?

Youtube.

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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