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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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What can you say about these workers?

They are onion-ized.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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What is a long document written by a lawyer called?

A brief.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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What is this?

A buoys club.

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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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How do you describe a documentary that is very funny?

It's historical and hysterical.

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