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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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Akiva Lane
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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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Matt Weiss
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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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Shane Ronay
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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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