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What is this man doing?

He's taking a shower.

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

They are both Paris sights.

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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