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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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How does this picture encourage us?

It reminds us that: 'I can'.

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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