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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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