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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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