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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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