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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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