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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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