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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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