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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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