Pictures:

What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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A 5 o'clock shadow.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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