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What is this?

A square not.

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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What is this?

It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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