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Yehuda Lane
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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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Shane Ronay
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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do these both have in common?

They're both pits.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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Shane Ronay
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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of bee can't make up its mind?

A maybe

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Akiva Lane
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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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