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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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