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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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