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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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A dessert island.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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What is the medical department at Google called?

Google Docs.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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