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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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