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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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