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What are magazines called that agree with the viewpoint of Donald Trump?

MAGA zines.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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How would you describe Shakespeare's development as a writer?

It went through many stages.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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