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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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