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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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