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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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