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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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