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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

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