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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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