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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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