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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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An elevator pitch.

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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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