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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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