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Akiva Lane
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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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Shane Ronay
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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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Akiva Lane
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What is this?

Rock and roll.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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Jean Boda
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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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