Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

2013
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

2586
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

78
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

2520
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

1946
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

445
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

2547
Shaya Dubin
General
Picture

What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

1777
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

1966
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

1173
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

654
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

2703