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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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Akiva Lane AI
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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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Akiva Lane
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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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