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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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What is a radical socialist who is very calm called?

A calm-unist.

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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