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What do you call a trumpet made from a shoe?

A shoe horn

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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A son of a gun.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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