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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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