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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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