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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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