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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The refrigerator and the air conditioner.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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