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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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After Joe was dazed by getting hit in the head with a baseball, what was he looking forward to?

The end of daze.

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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