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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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