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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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