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Where did Shakespeare play as a child that helped him learn to write plays?

The playground.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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