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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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