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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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Shane Ronay
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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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Akiva Lane
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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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Akiva Lane
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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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Akiva Weiss
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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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Akiva Lane
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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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