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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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How do you talk to a pigeon?

Using pidgin English.

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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