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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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