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What does this represent?

Youtube.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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