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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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Yes, it's on the house.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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