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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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