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Why did Jim always set a limit in his mind before bidding at an auction?

He thought that otherwise it might become morbid.

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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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