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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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