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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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What happened when the red and blue boats crashed into each other?

They were marooned.

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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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