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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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What is this?

C to shining C

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