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Akiva Lane
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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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Akiva Lane
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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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Shane Ronay
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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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