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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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