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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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