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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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