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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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