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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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