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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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