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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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