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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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What do you call a very young bee?

A bay bee.

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What was it called when the sugar cane workers went on strike?

The cane mutiny.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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