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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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Dovid Lane
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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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