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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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If you travel through many seas, what sea has the money?

The currency.

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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