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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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