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What is the art section of Marshall's department store called?

Marshall Arts.

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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