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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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