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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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Akiva Lane
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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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