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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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Akiva Lane
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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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Shane Ronay
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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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Akiva Lane
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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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Shane Ronay
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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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