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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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