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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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