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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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