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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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