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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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Shane Ronay
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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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Shane Ronay
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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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Shane Ronay
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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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