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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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