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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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