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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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