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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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What is it called when students are studying frantically at the end of the school term?

Term-oil.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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