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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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