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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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What is a rabbit's favorite music?

Hip hop.

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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