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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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What is the land called where an acting troupe builds a stage?

A play ground.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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