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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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