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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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When Jim made a party on his yacht, why did he try not to invite too many people?

He didn't want to go overboard.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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