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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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