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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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What does this represent?

Youtube.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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