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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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