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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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