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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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