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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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What is teaching a computerized train using AI called?

Training.

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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