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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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What is a musical band of orca whales called?

An orca stra.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

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