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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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