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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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