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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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What is a radical socialist who is very calm called?

A calm-unist.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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