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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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