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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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