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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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