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Shane Ronay
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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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Shane Ronay
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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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Shane Ronay
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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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