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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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What do tiny fish and tiny pictures have in common?

They are both called microfish.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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What is this man doing?

He's taking a shower.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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