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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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