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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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What kind of ships requires at least 2 people to navigate?

A relationship and a friendship.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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