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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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