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A photo of synthesis.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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