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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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