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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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How would you describe Shakespeare's development as a writer?

It went through many stages.

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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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