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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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