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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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