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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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