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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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How did Betty feel about her new job pressing clothes?

She found the pressing depressing.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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