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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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