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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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