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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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