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After Joe was dazed by getting hit in the head with a baseball, what was he looking forward to?

The end of daze.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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