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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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