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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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Why is this tea very powerful?

It's Reala Tea.

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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