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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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When the hunter wanted to hunt the deer, how did the deer respond?

I'm game.

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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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