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What is this man doing with the two pieces of fruit?

He's comparing a pair of pears.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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What is the difference between the left and right side of this picture?

On the left are walnuts, and on the right are off-the-wall nuts.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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