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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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Akiva Lane
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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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Shane Ronay
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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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