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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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