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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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At what time did King Arthur's knight complain about a stomach ache?

In the middle of the knight.

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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