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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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