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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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How do you describe a school where the students are in charge?

It has no principles.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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