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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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