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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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