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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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