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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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