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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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