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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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Akiva Lane
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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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Shane Ronay
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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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Akiva Lane
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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this?

It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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