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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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Shane Ronay
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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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Akiva Lane
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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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Akiva Lane
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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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