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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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