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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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