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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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What is a word that describes Thomas Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Brilliant.

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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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What kind of 'bot' helps you rest?

A Sha-bot

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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