Pictures:

What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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A pear of scissors.

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