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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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What's the main challenge of being a therapist?

To be a sounding board, without sounding bored.

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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How did the news channels report this accident?

Breaking news.

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