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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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