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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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When the prices of houses go up, why do their roofs get weaker?

Because the prices go through the roof.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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