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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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