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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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