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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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