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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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