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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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