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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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When Jim made a party on his yacht, why did he try not to invite too many people?

He didn't want to go overboard.

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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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Where do people in Slepe, England go at night?

They go to Slepe.

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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