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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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