Pictures:

What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

2612

How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

2027

What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

2752

How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

1872

What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

123

What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

3086

What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

2180

What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

1930

How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

1357

What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

2664

How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

2974

What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

2946