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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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What happened after Lenny was very skeptical about going to a chiropractor?

Now he stands corrected.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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