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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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