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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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Why is being a jockey such a desirable profession?

They just horse around all day.

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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