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Akiva Lane
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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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Akiva Lane
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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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Shane Ronay
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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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Shane Ronay
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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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Shane Ronay
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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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Akiva Lane
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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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