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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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