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Akiva Lane
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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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Shane Ronay
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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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Shane Ronay
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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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Akiva Lane
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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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Shane Ronay
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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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Akiva Lane
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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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Shane Ronay
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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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