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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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After Joe was dazed by getting hit in the head with a baseball, what was he looking forward to?

The end of daze.

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What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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Yes, it's on the house.

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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