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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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