Pictures:

What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

1029

What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

214

How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

2583

What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

2717

What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

2676

Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

1614

Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

963

Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

2887

What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

2921

When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

1991

What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

1377

What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

1385