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Shane Ronay
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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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David Rose
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What part of the Bible teaches you the correct way to use money?

The book of profits.

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Akiva Lane
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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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Akiva Lane
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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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Akiva Lane
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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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Akiva Lane
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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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