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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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