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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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What is similar between a Japanese couch an ottoman foot rest?

One is a futon, and the other you put your foot on.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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