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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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