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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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Mendy Zeiger
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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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Shane Ronay
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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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Akiva Lane
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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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