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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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Shayna Lane
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What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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Shane Ronay
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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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Shane Ronay
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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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Zev Juravel
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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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