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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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Akiva Lane
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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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Akiva Lane
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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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