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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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How do you describe the importance of making a will to clarify issues of inheritance?

Will power.

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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Why do French eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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