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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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Did Dan overcome his fears and go in the hot air balloon?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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