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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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What is similar between America and counting from Passover to Shavuous?

They both have 50 states.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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