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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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Shane Ronay
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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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Akiva Lane
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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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Akiva Lane
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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of 'bot' helps you rest?

A Sha-bot

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Yitzchak Berger
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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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