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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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