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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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After Joe was dazed by getting hit in the head with a baseball, what was he looking forward to?

The end of daze.

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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