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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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