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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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Matt Weiss
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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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Akiva Lane
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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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Shane Ronay
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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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What are magazines called that agree with the viewpoint of Donald Trump?

MAGA zines.

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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