Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

2250
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

2314
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

636
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

1983
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

1906
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

1196
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

387
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

1680
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

243
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Does this letter want to wait?

No, it's ready.

3327
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is an excellent peace between two countries called?

A masterpeace.

3444
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

847