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Shane Ronay
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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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Shane Ronay
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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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Akiva Lane
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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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Shane Ronay
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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this?

A picture worth a thousand words.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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