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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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It's a lap top.

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