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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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