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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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