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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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