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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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