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To learn about choosing language for signs, what should you study?

Sign language.

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Why did this man put baseball players and prisoners on a scale?

He was weighing the pros and cons.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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What is a large pair of glasses called with lots of people looking at it?

A public spectacle.

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Where did Shakespeare play as a child that helped him learn to write plays?

The playground.

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