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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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