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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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Yisro Whale

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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