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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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