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What is teaching a computerized train using AI called?

Training.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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