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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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How did the Ukraine respond when Russia invaded in 2022?

"You can't rush in!"

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