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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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