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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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