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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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