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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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