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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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