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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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Shane Ronay
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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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Shane Ronay
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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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Akiva Lane
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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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How do you talk to a pigeon?

Using pidgin English.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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