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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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