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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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