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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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