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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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